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Local Man Sings Total Bummer of a Song at Karaoke Night
BELLINGHAM, WA – A local man has ruined Karaoke night at a popular bar by singing a “total bummer of a song.”
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Meta Developing VR World for Old, White People
MENLO PARK, CA – Meta has announced a change in the company’s virtual reality strategy which will shift focus to producing a virtual reality for and containing only old, white people.
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Local Man Ready to Spend Next Two Hours Talking About the Beach Boys' Pet Sounds
AMHERST, MA – Local man Aiden Toews has made it clear to all attendees at the party that he is willing to spend several hours explaining why the Beach Boys album Pet Sounds is “the best album ever made.”
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