SAN ANTONIO, TX – Local woman, Vanessa Perez, told friends that no matter what she gets for Valentine’s Day, she “won’t do that thing” her husband wants her to do.
“I don’t want to sound ungrateful, ‘cus I’m not,” said Perez. “It’s just that, you know, I’m not gonna do that. He could get me a necklace with the world’s biggest diamond on it and it still wouldn’t happen. I love him but… no.”
Perez’s husband, Gabriel Perez, was unavailable for interview at the time of press but stated via email he will “probably just get her some flowers and some chocolate or some shit. Women like that stuff, right?”