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Players Suing NFL for Concussions and… uh…
CANTON, OH – Several former NFL stars gathered during a press conference earlier this week to announce a new lawsuit against the NFL “because… um… the concussions… and…”
“Players in the NFL face a very real threat to their health due to the NFL’s policies and practices regarding player safety,” said former Dallas Cowboys star running back, Emmitt Smith. “Players who take numerous… um… hits… and… uh… yeah. We… um.”
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Next Year’s Top Five U.S. Vacation Spots
SALT LAKE CITY, UT - Local Finance Manager Johnathan Nichols says he doesn’t understand why it seems so many minorities are untrusting of police officers.
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I'm here today to give you my picks for the best vacation spots here in the good ol’ US of A.
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