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Corey Feldman Threatens to Leak Emails
PAMONA, CA Former child star Corey Feldman has threatened to leak emails from numerous Hollywood studios unless those studios agree to make more movies starring Corey Feldman.
If Im not starring in at least one feature film by the end of next week I will release these emails that I have, said Feldman. Im not messing around here. Im fucking serious! I have emails from all of Hollywood so no one will be safe!
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Life Pro Tips for Kicking off the New Year Right
OMAHA, NE Local grand mother, Cheryl Gilchrist, has been patiently waiting the riches promised in a chain letter she sent to 10 friends 25 years ago.
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This year, instead of making resolutions that are bound to fail, I've put together some life hacks that are easy to stick to and will make you a better person.
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